What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work