How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

What do you give a teenage girl who can't even?

A two-torial!

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.