How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.