How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.