What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three?

Nothing.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)