What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...