Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.