Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
One if nobody is watching.
Pina colliders.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
6
Being up to your nuts in cider.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.