Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.