What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Acknowledge Jokes More Acknowledge Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.