Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
I didn't even know they were catholic.
He ran out of little boys
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Cats
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.