What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.