A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
They would steal all the boos.
