What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Methodist Jokes More Methodist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.