Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.