Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.