Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes