Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!