Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan