Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What's the hottest hotel in Vegas?

The Cosmopolitan

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!