Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Traditional Wedding Jokes More Traditional Wedding Jokes

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!