Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.