A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
A laughing stock.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Paddy O'furniture
Rady O'Gaga
You can't mash Frankenstein.