What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.