What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!