What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What do you call an aborted Czechoslovakian?

A cancelled Chzeck.