How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.