How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.