Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

Irish Girl Jokes More Irish Girl Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader