What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!