What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.