What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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Patty Jokes More Patty Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!