What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'