What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze