Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.