Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.