Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.