Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.