How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.