How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they can't change anything.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.