Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!