What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.