What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.