What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.