Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.