Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.