Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.