What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.