What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."