What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.