Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope