Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What do you call a political pig?

A boar.