Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.