A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Look a squirrel!
The noise gave her a headache.