Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!