Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache."

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What did the hammer say to the drill?

You're too boring.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.