Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.