What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

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What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."