What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."