What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap