What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs