What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy