Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap