How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier