How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill