Just put it on my bill
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They handsome money to the cashier
Just put it on my bill"
Count Dracula."
A job application.
It didn't make cents
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Because he was checking her out.
Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
It didn't register.
dis counts!!
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ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
Rich... Also an ambulance.
By selling your guitar.
He turns off his xbox.
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Just planning ahead...
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
A: Because they research everything.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
A sweet Dill.
He'll probably catch fleas
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Ten Tickles
Because the testicles
When it's broke.
I don't know, check the post above me.
