What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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Because it is using steroids.

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When the chips are down!

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Because he was checking her out.