What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.