What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.