What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.