Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.