What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim