What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson