What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.