Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.