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A jet propelled elephant !
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
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The tusk fairy !
The elephantom of the opera !
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
An electric elephant !
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
50 shades of grey's anatomy
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To flick through it as fast as possible.
An elephant with an umbrella !
A get wellephant !
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Because only the Sith deal in absolut
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because proper tea is theft.
Because they work.
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
They're hiring.
Zoolander
A castle
Storming a castle.
