Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!