Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!