Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!