Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

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STARbucks.

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Go on a bunnymoon

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Something punny.

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

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What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

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What do you call a bunch of crazy Rabbis?

Rabies!

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea