Cause beer is made with hops.
Hop rods.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Cause Paracetamol
Could you cry me a beer
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
With lots of hops!
A hopscotch
There's a sale on at the carrot store!