How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser