How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer