How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them