How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.